Ill-Conceived Breakfast Cereals
The Star Wars Cantina Restaurant
Appetizers
Buffalo B-Wings
Buffalo X-Wings
Buffalo Y-Wings
Bespinach Dip and Chips
Wedge o’ Cheese & Jengo Fetta Cheese
Han So Low-Carb Crabcakes
Ugnaught-chos
Soups & Salads & Sides
Sy Snoodles
Won-TaunTaun Soup
Vader’s Taters
I find your lack of sour cream and bacon bits disturbing…
Wampasta
Rancorn on the Cob
Gammorean Garlic Bread
Greeata Ricotta Salada
Alderaamen Noodles
Bosskin Baked Beans
Yavinaigrette Dressing
R2-D-Tofu
Dengar-den Salad
Coruscant-chovies
Emperor Palpotatoes au Gratin
Death Star Salad Bar
Entrees
Tusken Chicken
Boba Fetuccini
Dagobaloney Sandwich
Tatoo-weenies & Porkins Beans
Princess Leia Organic Free-Range Chicken
Lando Calzone-ian
Admiral Akbar-B-Q Ribs
Zuckuss-tash
Bib Fortuna Casserole
Padme Amadalasagna
Mynocwurst
C3-Peanut Butter Sandwich
Forget the ettiquette and protocol and dive in to a homemade PB&J!
George Lucasserole
The first one ever made was the best.
Millenium Falconey Dog
She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts
or
You ate that thing? You’re braver than I thought
Luke Skywalk-curry Chicken
Biggs-in-a-Blanket
Blast it, Biggs, where are you?
Naboo-ritos
Desserts
Salacious Crumb Cake
Aaah-ha-hah-ha-haaaaa!
Greedo-nuts
Obi-Wan “Ben” Canoli
Chewbac-lava
Endor Moon Pies
Mos Eis-Cream
You’ll not find a more wretched hive of fudge and ice cream
Sand Crullers
Chocolate Mousse-tafar
Governor Tarkinstant Pudding
Banthana Split
Wookiee Lime Pie
Ewocky Road Ice Cream
Beverages
Qui Gon Jin and Tonic
Yoda Soda
Mountain Dewback
Do the Dew!
Darth Maulted Milkshake
Breakfast
Jawaffles
I can’t abide these jawaffles…unless I have some syrup
Hoth Cakes and Sausage
Darth Sidi-ohs
Blueberry Moffins
I recently submitted some designs for some Inappropriate Children’s Books to a popular comedy site. They ended up choosing two of them for inclusion in their final list, but I thought that some of the others that had been rejected were too good to never be seen. What follows are the rejects.
I’m ready for the hate mail. Be gentle.